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Excuse me, but could you tell me if this cloth smells like chloroform?

Dear World,

Have you ever stopped and thought about how much time we waste? I mean, honestly, people spend so much time accomplishing nothing when they could instead be doing something productive, like becoming a Rubiks cube master, or mass-producing chocolate-covered almonds for the starving children of East New Guinea.

Take for instance the image shown above. That was made using a Facebook application called Graffiti. Ever heard of it? It's something like the Microsoft program Paint, only you take away all the tools except the round brush.

Can you even comprehend how ridiculously long it would take to create such a thing using a round brush? It's ridiculous! It's preposterous! It's egregious! It's superfluous! It's weird..ous...!

(I fail at using befitting vocabulary.)

Another example of wasting time: me, right now. I got home from school about two hours ago, and I've got to leave for volleyball practice in about one. So how much homework have I done? None. Anna '13 for procrastination club president.

I just realized I've talked about how little I do homework in both entries of this blog. What a sad turn of events. Now my problem has reached not only my school and home life, but my blog life. I need rehab.

Okay.

Okay.

*exhale*

I can do this.

...Homework.

Wish me luck fair citizens, for I shall need it!

Much Love,
Anna.